Oscar the Video!

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Mail boy!

Mum prepping me for postage to uncle Lindsay in the UK!

Oscar in Disneyland! (Dizzyland?)

Only a few days old but Goofy and Micky visited me! 

Me as a turnip!

The acclaimed child artist two year old "Cooper (I draw better than my olds) Reid" drew this most excellent and stylish picture of me when I went to visit.

Grandparents that can't even behave for a photo!

Though I love them, I can't help but wonder about my chances in life, knowing that my Grandparents can't even pose for a photo. Bet I get "attention deficit disorder" like them! 

Oscar the Merman!

My impersonation of a merman! 14 days old this day!

 

Lets play VOTE for the silly name!

This is Grandpa Digby, he says my name is silly but can you trust someone who's named Digby? Thats what I say!

Does anyone remember Dan Dare? Digby was Dan Dare's sidekick. Pah! Batman And Oscar, NOT! Dan Dare and Oscar, NOT!
Oscar is not the name of a side kick!

Grandpa was quick to pointout that my initials spell OAF and he reckons that I'll get a hard time from the fucktards at school as a result! Pah! No wonder Grandpa stabbed people in the hands with his fork when he was at school.

The Flying Hat!

Image 1: First they made me wear this silly looking hat and then they took me to the park without any spare nappies... Baby brained parents, they should get more sleep and they wouldn't do such silly things!

Image 2: Dad took this "child of a film star" genre shot of my feet! Kinda cool how it has Mum, Dad and me in it though!

Image 3: Mum pretending that she is a japanese student! 

My Dad sniffing my Mum!

Seems odd but what do I know I'm 9 days old! 

Oscar on the snooze!

Oscar on the snooze! 

Milk drunk Oscar!

Here he is post feed. He sort of Squeaks and rolls around a bit. All very cute. He's nine days old today, hooray!

My Sleepy Boys

Fiona calls this "My Sleepy Boys" but I think of it as stealing sleep when ever you possibly can! April 18, 2006  

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Oscar with a congenital mohawk! 11 April 2006 

The Hand of Small Gods 

Image 1: Oscar and Dad - Melting like butter!
Image 2: Fiona finally comng to terms with the funny side of watermelons!
Image 3: Oscar, Jedi Knight after a gruelling battle with Darth Fiona's bottom and a pair of fouceps (Dad can't spell fouceps for shite so get stuffed and yes you can send oscar adictionary if your'e that worried!).

Fiona and Brendan competing for pregnancy of the year!





















This photo was taken the day before Oscar came into the world!