Lets play VOTE for the silly name!

This is Grandpa Digby, he says my name is silly but can you trust someone who's named Digby? Thats what I say!

Does anyone remember Dan Dare? Digby was Dan Dare's sidekick. Pah! Batman And Oscar, NOT! Dan Dare and Oscar, NOT!
Oscar is not the name of a side kick!

Grandpa was quick to pointout that my initials spell OAF and he reckons that I'll get a hard time from the fucktards at school as a result! Pah! No wonder Grandpa stabbed people in the hands with his fork when he was at school.