Pudding, Dumpling and a foot inspection!

Img 1. Pudding

Img 2. Mine and dumplings foot. He's gonna be tall! or I'm gonna be height impaired (stop laughing all you seriously vertical bastards!)

Img 3. Dumpling showing the world his belly button!

Img 4. Thinking about ordering out for pizza and beer and wondering whats on cable!


 

More pudding and Dumpling!

Img 1. pudding and Dumpling

Img 2. Trying to xplain to Pudding and Dumpling about pubs!

Img 3. Trying to xplain to Pudding and Dumpling about star wars!

Img 4. Trying to xplain to Pudding and Dumpling about musicals!
 

Me and my cousins Pudding and Dumpling!

 

 

More piccies of me in Canboring!

Img 1. Mum sneaking past cos shes got the boobies but had to hit the loo first !

Img 2. Me and Grandma...

Img 3. I like books, really!
 

My dads MFA (he says it means 'my fat ass')

Img 1. Dad printing for his masters.

Img 2. Grandma and me (grandma knows how to spell so she assisted dad cos he's crap, but that meant Iwas in canboring for a week!)

Img 3. Me and my first football.
Hope that Uncle Lindsay shows me how to kick it some time. I really want to know about penalty shoot outs and do they really have to cover their jellybeans or is that just for the cameras?

 

Oscar goes to Oskas christening, eats first banana!

Img 1. Old friends of dad atempted to pass me off as their own. police have been notified. Course I don't look at all like the bald one so there is no way that they would ever get awy with it.

Img 2. This is my mate Oskas christening. You can tell he's french by the way he carries an aura of existentionalism.

Img 3. This is the same perp as image 1 but now shes attempting to abduct someone elses child!

Img 4. This is me attempting to eat a banana, I always thought they came in a yellow skin but at $13 a kilo i guess that they are packaging them differantly.

 

Embrace the Fear!

My Uncle Liza and Auntie Craig came over and Auntie Craig insisted on showing us all his underpants. We think that they refer to his recent wedding (oh well!)

that's Uncle Liza looking pretty (embaressed) in the chair!

Dad says that he was afraid and did not fancy any sort of embracing!

 

Sitting on dad in the park

This was my first proper day out with Dad, mum had the whole day off and still didn't make it to a film (she hasn't been to a film for ovesr 9 months alost). 

My little anarchist shirt!

Mum and me. I love my lil anarchist tshirt! I love my mum too!

 

Friends

Img 1. Me and the gorgous Hanna!

Img 2. Taking a self portrait in the park sitting on dads boots

Img 3. My Dads friend Andrew

Img 4. My Grandad Digby (silly name huh!)

 

Pictures of me dad as a nipper!

Img 1. dad up the apple tree in the rain unable to get down cos the vicous pet Goat Esmeralda was waiting at the bottom of the tree to butt his kneecaps off. Dad tells me that his mum took the photo and that she was laughing so hard she dropped the camera!

Img 2. This was Dads first day at school. he chickened out of wearing the hat and then when he got there they did ring a ring arosie round him and some horrible goat faced girl kicked him in the nuts! He never recovered and tells me that school will not be compulsary!

Img 3. This is a great image of Dad on the swing at nicki Hemi's place. Dad tells me that Nicki was his first girlfriend and that he still wonders what became of her! She's the one wearing the bucket in case your wondering!